Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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