Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I need moral support for this bender
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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