Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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