when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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