I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
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That's how twitter works, right?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
