His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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