Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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