I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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