I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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