Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Are we still banned from the library?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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