you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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