sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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