I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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