4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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