Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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