: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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