ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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