My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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