That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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