do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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