Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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