The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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