But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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