she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
