So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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