It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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