And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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