what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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