I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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