He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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why do cheetos always look like penises
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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