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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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