is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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