He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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