Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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