Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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