you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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