I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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