Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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