Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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