Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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