one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Moan for me like Helen Keller
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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