it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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