if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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