If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Ketchup is God's man juice
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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