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(404): View more from Georgia

last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

(740): View more from Ohio

Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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(516): View more from New York

I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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(574): View more from Indiana

You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."

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(917): View more from New York City

He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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(707): View more from California

Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting

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(613): View more from Ontario

I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.

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