ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
nutella sex= disaster
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...