Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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