i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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