i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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