Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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