he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
