We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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