just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well I just put wine in my tea
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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