I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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