ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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