The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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